FAT vs SKINNY

People can be so mean.

fat girl: "OOOiiii Maad!!! *hugs* OUCH, i could feel the sharpness of your bones. You're still soo thin! Even thinner!!! You don't have boobs at all. You should EAT."

Well, I can be mean too. What could be the best reply next time...

"Oh hiiii. You've become uh, fat. I think you should EXERCISE."

"Oh hiiii. You've become fat. I think you should STOP EATING YOUR ASS OFF."

"H-hii----wtf. YOUR BOOBS ARE SUFFOCATING ME, BITCH. STOP EATING."